Earlier today, I got a press release email from Wizard World that had the subject “Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Signs With Wizard World” My first reaction was O god, I hope this is a joke – but sadly enough it is not…
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has signed a publishing, development, and appearance deal with Wizard World to create and publish a comic book hero based on him and his family. Of all the great things that happens in comics, this ia definitely a sad day.
Here is an excerpt from the official PR:
“BEVERLY HILLS, CA., April 17, 2012 — Wizard World Inc. (WIZD.PK) announces Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino along with the Sorrentino family have signed a publishing, development, and appearance deal with Wizard World to create and publish a comic book hero based on Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his family.
The agreement will team Mike Sorrentino, along with his brothers Marc and Frank, sister Melissa, and mother Linda, with Wizard World, the largest Comic Con Tour in North America, spanning a dozen cities and reaching millions of fans every year through its events, social media, digital and PR outreach.
The series of comic books based upon stories by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his family will be written and drawn by some of the comic book industry’s leading artists and writers. In addition, the Sorrentino family members will be making appearances at several Wizard World conventions to promote their characters and greet the fans in attendance.
“MPS Entertainment and I are thrilled and excited about our new business relationship with Wizard World. I grew up reading comic books and now I get a chance to star in my own. I can’t wait for everyone to see what we are working on,” said Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
“Wizard World is excited to partner with one of pop culture’s greatest stars. Mike ‘The Situation’ and his family will broaden our relationships with celebrities to new areas that leverage our access to the media, the fans, and especially our ability to bring comic book characters to life,” said John Macaluso, CEO, Wizard World.”
I personally am so sick and tired of this orange, roided out douche that it makes me sick. Mike “The Shituation” is a weasel who will do anything for a buck. I mean come on – comics – Can this retard even read, and what kind of a superhero would Mike be? I don’t recall anyone caring about tanning or his haircut.
O wait, maybe this “superhero” will help rid the world of pasty white skin. Here’s a sneak peek from his upcoming comic: “OH MY GOD! Look at how pale that kid is. Don’t worry, SHITuation will help him!” He flies down, scoops up the pasty skinned boy and immediately takes him to the nearest tanning salon. Mike has saved the day – He surely has!
Is there ANYONE even remotely excited about this?